Joke: Little Hansli at school - math and common sense - Mrs teacher asks questions

Mrs teacher asks Hansli ( thats the nick name for little Hans in Switzerland ):


She:
"Hansli,
on a telephone wire we have 4 birds sitting,
you shoot one bird"

"how many birds are sitting now on the wire ??"

Hansli says:

"none"

Mrs teacher asks:
"but how come
we had 4 before and one shot death ??"

Hansli replies:

"all others are flown away !"

Says Mrs teacher:
"I like your way of thinking !!"


NEXT day

Hansli comes to school ... and asks Mrs teacher:

"may I ask YOU a question ??"
she says:
"YES of course"

Hansli:

"on a park bench we have 3 woman sitting and each eating an ice-cone
- one licks the ice
- one bites the ice from the cone
- the other one sucks the ice cone"

Hansli's ask her:
"which one of the 3 women is married ??"

She answers:
"the third one!"

Hansli:
"WRONG
the one with the ring !!"

and Hansli adds

"BUT, i like your way of thinking !!"

this joke like so many other funny jokes have been told by Bruno from Bruno's cafe in Baguio City Bruno's humor and jokes in addition of the nice ambience is one of the reasons i sometimes visit Baguio ... just for love and fun because it is more fun to work at a place with funny and loving people than to work in the waiting hall of a grave yard ...

jokes are a very delicate topic
most of the jokes always are at the expense of a minority
hence such jokes are often humiliations for other people

some jokes however are simply funny for the joy of all.

since I am scheduled to be all Christmas time in Baguio City - city of God - city of flowers
- you may expect me to publish some of Bruno's jokes during those weeks to come. Enjoy.

love and bliss

hans